Friday Smiles 511 joins AJJ and my monthly calendar

 

It's Friday, which means it's once again time to join Friday Smiles, hosted by Annie (at A Stitch in Time). Let's visit Annie and the other wonderful ladies who also share their smiles each Friday.  I'll be sharing several things today.

My calendar for April is complete and even though I have written in it every day, it appears several of the gel pens I used are too light.

April is complete, but I am shocked that the scan doesn't show up better.  It was an interesting month where I celebrated both my friend Scott's birthday and mine twice.  Although you probably can't read it, I also celebrated Jo's and Nicole's birthdays, both of whom are T Tuesday participants.

I got a little carried away with the flowers, which is our host at Art Journal Journey, Aimeslee's theme this month.  Of course, I have a couple of internet friends whose calendars put mine to shame.

Tomorrow is Herb Day at the Sedgwick County Extension Office.  I will be there with my list and my camera.  

I've been digging up pots so they will be ready if and when I find the items I'm looking for.  I've also potted the plants I purchased on my bEARTHday.  The veggies have also been planted in the side garden.  I must cut back my roses before it gets too warm. 

Speaking of warm, it is supposed to get to 91 degrees F (32.78 C) on Saturday.  I plan to go early, hopefully no later than 8 a.m., which means I may fall asleep during the ceremonies leading to the coronation, which begin at 1:30 a.m. my time. 

Now for a bit of cat humor:

 

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!

 

I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her. I went home and told my dog.

 

Its been proved that cats understand commands as well, if not better than dogs, they just choose to ignore them.

 

I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.

 

What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple! 

 

What's a cat's favorite game to play with a mouse?
Catch! 

 

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail. 

 

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark! 

 

What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker?
Scratch and sniff. 

 

How do French cats say “Thank You”?
"Meow-ci Beaucoup."

 

What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!  

 

Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives! 

 

   That's all for this week.  Bleubeard said some of these were NOT funny and some were just dumb. But what does he know?  He's a cat!  

Please join us at Art Journal Journey and Friday Smiles.  Of course, it goes without saying, but we will anyway, please start your weekend with a big huge smile.