It's Friday, which means it's once again time to join Friday Smiles, hosted by Annie (at A Stitch in Time). Let's visit Annie and the other wonderful ladies who also share their smiles each Friday. I'll be sharing several things today.
My calendar for April is complete and even though I have written in it every day, it appears several of the gel pens I used are too light.
Tomorrow is Herb Day at the Sedgwick County Extension Office. I will be there with my list and my camera.
I've been digging up pots so they will be ready if and when I find the items I'm looking for. I've also potted the plants I purchased on my bEARTHday. The veggies have also been planted in the side garden. I must cut back my roses before it gets too warm.
Speaking of warm, it is supposed to get to 91 degrees F (32.78 C) on Saturday. I plan to go early, hopefully no later than 8 a.m., which means I may fall asleep during the ceremonies leading to the coronation, which begin at 1:30 a.m. my time.
Now for a bit of cat humor:
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
The re-tail store!
I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her. I went home and told my dog.
Its been proved that cats understand commands as well, if not better than dogs, they just choose to ignore them.
I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple!
What's a cat's favorite game to play with a mouse?
Catch!
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
What's a kitten's favorite kind of sticker?
Scratch and sniff.
How do French cats say “Thank You”?
"Meow-ci Beaucoup."
What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse!
Why do cats always win video games?
Because they have nine lives!
That's all for this week. Bleubeard said some of these were NOT funny and some were just dumb. But what does he know? He's a cat!
Please join us at Art Journal Journey and Friday Smiles. Of course, it goes without saying, but we will anyway, please start your weekend with a big huge smile.
25 thoughtful remarks:
You have some fun funnies today, they made me smile 😃. Nice Calendars, too. Mine are still empty, like my head this morning! Have a lovely Friday, hugs,Valerie
Ingo´s scanner sucks also, so I take pics now mostly...
But yay to calendars and parties. And herbs - gotta get water on my poor chives!
32C?!!!! Lucky you! 12C/53F max here...
I am tempted to make a call like in that poster-joke! And the Egyptian! Haha! To Bleubeard! And Smiles.
Thank you so much for the cat related smile - the flat earth one in particular is right on the money.
Hi Elizabeth, seeing your plants reminded me that we have a gardener coming next week to make a raised bed. I decided to start growing more in the garden again but don't fancy all that bending. The funnies are good and many of them are so true of cats. Well done in getting the calendar done too. Wishing you a very happy weekend. Hugs, Angela XxX
You're certainly well prepared for May your calendar page is so pretty. Ready for your herbs too.Its still a bit cool here so I won't be buying my herbs just yet! Love the Egyptian cat in a box! Hugs,Chrisx
I hope you get some great plants at Herb Day! Sounds like a great idea. And enjoy watching the coronation. Have a pot of tea and a scone!
best, mae at maefood.blogspot.com
Lovely to have you back Elizabeth. Tell Bleubeard I thought they were funny!
I hope you find some interesting plants at your herb day, before it gets too hot.
I am not good at filling in a calendar, but you did a grand job.
I hope this week goes well for you. Kate x
It's good to have you back. Love the cat funnies.
Hugs,
Anie x
...can you really get carried away with flowers?
I'm so sorry I missed your birthday. It's been a tough few months and I am fighting for my life here. I put a short explaination on FFO today. It's horrible over here with medical, however, coming to your blog brightened my morning. I so wish it was 91° here. It is 50s in th day and low 40s at night. My plants are hanging in butttt..... I love that you got herbs and are planting things up. Have a wonderful weekend.
Send that weather East. It would be perfect weather for our weekend in Maine. Have fun at the Herb Festival and enjoy the weekend.
Enjoy herb day
I'm still laughing from reading and looking at your funnies.
Enjoy the herb festival.
Have a lovely weekend,
Hugs,
Lisca
Love the cat jokes.
Enjoy the herb festival. :)
Oh I like all the flowers. They are such a great way to say spring and May. It's too bad the colors are so light. I'm watching the coronation tomorrow morning also. I've never seen one. Have a great weekend my friend. hugs-Erika
You are fun!
You can never have too many flowers Elizabeth, glad to see you treated yourself to new things to grow for your Birthday. I hope the weather is nice and warm for you this weekend, everyone in the UK is keeping fingers crossed for the rain to hold off during the coronation.
Happy creative May, hope to find some AJJ play time in between hospital appointments this month. Take care Hugs TRacey xx
P.S I did laugh at *if the Earth was Flat* hee hee.. thanks for the smiles x
Beautiful flower calendar and great all the fun cats!
Have a happy weekend, Elke
I love all the flowers on your May calendar. You can never have too many flowers Elizabeth.
Great funnies too.
Happy weekend!
Alison
I love all the flowers on your May calendar. You can never have too many flowers Elizabeth.
Great funnies too.
Happy weekend!
Alison
It's not that hot here yet, but I'm ready!
Enjoy herb day ... I enjoyed your funnies, thank you.
All the best Jan
Your calendar pages are very pretty, and your plants are going to grow very well. I would like to have a garden where I can plant flowers and trees, I have to settle for having my pots in the kitchen and dining room, but they are very pretty.
Thank you very much for the smiles. Bleubeard knows a lot, he is a very smart cat. how many years has Bleubeard yet ?
I wish you a nice Sunday, big hugs
Caty
What a clever cat that one is that is trying to collect some insurance, either that or plain crazy.
Love that yu chose to illustrate your diary with flowers, lots of them. Not to worry that some of the writing does not show, stops me having a good old nosey.
Take care in that heat.
hugs, Neet xx
Thanks for sharing at AJJ Flowers this month, XOX. Your cat funnies are hilarious!
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