Friday, March 5, 2021

Friday Smiles 411: Celebrating St. Patrick's Day

 

It's Friday, which means it's time to join Annie (at A Stitch in Time) along with the wonderful ladies at Friday Smiles.  I almost didn't post again today.   It's because I plan to be gone all day.  I'll be getting the stitches out of my face and they are giving me a complete physical.  The clinic that called said to expect 10 to 12 hours.  I can't imagine why, but I'm not going to complain.  However, that means I won't be near a computer until late tonight, so I won't be able to visit until then.

I've started decorating my home for St. Patrick's Day, but this is as far as I've gotten so far.
 
To continue the theme, here are a few St. Patrick's Day jokes.
 

Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!


Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.


Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.


Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!


Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A: A Jolly Green Giant!


Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it's a FRENCH fry!


Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.


Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.


Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A: A Shamrock Shake.


Q: Knock Knock. … Who's there? … Irish. … Irish who?
A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!


Now let's head over to Annie's our beloved host.  And whatever you do, please don't forget to start your weekend off right with a few Friday Smiles of your own.  If you would like to play along, Annie would love to have you join us.  Remember to stay safe, wear a mask, and smile. And don't forget, I won't be by until late tonight (which is tomorrow for my international friends).


19 thoughtful remarks:

Iris Flavia said...

Funny ones!
Good luck with your appointment, hope all goes well, that´s an awful long time...

Elephant's Child said...

I hope your appointment goes really, really well - and thank you for the funnies.

Laurie said...

Wonderful smile makers, best of luck at the doctor, take care, 👍❤️

Lynn Holland said...

Oh my giddy aunt, the funnies had me rocking this morning. Brilliant.
Now I’ll keep my fingers and toes crossed all goes well at the hospital for you and you’re back home before too long.
Lynn xxx

Valerie-Jael said...

Good luck at the hospital! Take care, hugs, Valerie

Barbara said...

After the 10-12 hour ordeal that faces you today, don’t even look for your computer tonight! Just call it a day. Good luck with it all!

Annie said...

Love the funnies and I really hope all goes well at the hospital.
Hugs,
Annie x

My name is Erika. said...

Good luck today. That is a long long appointment, and hopefully it will be shorter than that. Thinking of you. Hugs-Erika

Divers and Sundry said...

Good luck with your dr visit. I hope all goes well. :)

Olde Dame Holly said...

Thank you for the giggles! I have only a few of the little tags I make for St. Pat's as decor this year. I am so tempted to try to get some of the half-off decorations after the day, for next year. I hope your doctor visit is going well. That is a LONG time to be away from home and at a medical office! I think COVID has slowed everything to a crawl. Hope it's all over and you are safe and warm by the time you read this. ~Holly~

Felix the Crafty Cat said...

Hope everything goes okay for you today. We enjoyed the funnies but there was a lot of face pulling and "oh dear's" at the Corny ones Lol! Happy weekend, Angela xXx

mamapez5 said...

I enjoyed your jokes. I's send them to Chris (my hubby down in his 'office'. His family are all from Eire, and I have Irish roots too, but we don't usually do much for St.Patrick's day. I may make him an Irish stew, but Guinness doesn't do all that well in the heat out here.
Hope the stitch removal and physical go well for you. Kate x

DVArtist said...

Ahhhh ha ha ha those were great. Wishing all well at the doctor today.

sheila 77 said...

Hello Elizabeth. I hope everything went well for you today.
Thanks for your jokes.
I’ve got a good Irish joke but you have to see and hear it in person.
Love from Sheila

Mae Travels said...

Your St.Patrick's decorations are very cute. I hope you have some good refreshments. I usually don't celebrate this holiday, as beer is not my thing, but long ago I liked the St.Patricks offering from See's Candy described as "A scrumptious, sumptuous seasonal treat. Our luscious Divinity filling is enrobed in milk chocolate, then rolled in a cocoa-cinnamon blend and topped with pine nut “potato eyes.”

Good luck with your long day at the doc's. I hope you come through with a very clean bill of health.

best, mae at maefood.blogspot.com

Rita said...

Cute jokes. I hope all goes well for you today. :)

Jeanie said...

Ten to twelve hours? Yikes! Now that's a physical. I hope you have a very big book to bring along -- and I wish you only good things with the visit and your results.

CJ Kennedy said...

I hope your appointment went well. Your St. Patrick's decorations made me smile. I love the top hat you made. Very clever. Take care.

craftytrog said...

Your jokes made me smile Elizabeth. Hope all went well at the clinic.
Hugs,
Alison xx