It's Friday, which means it's time to join Annie (at A Stitch in Time) along with the wonderful ladies at Friday Smiles. I almost didn't post again today. It's because I plan to be gone all day. I'll be getting the stitches out of my face and they are giving me a complete physical. The clinic that called said to expect 10 to 12 hours. I can't imagine why, but I'm not going to complain. However, that means I won't be near a computer until late tonight, so I won't be able to visit until then.
I've started decorating my home for St. Patrick's Day, but this is as far as I've gotten so far.Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A: A Jolly Green Giant!
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it's a FRENCH fry!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A: A Shamrock Shake.
Q: Knock Knock. … Who's there? … Irish. … Irish who?
A: Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Now let's head over to Annie's our beloved host. And whatever you do, please
don't forget to start your weekend off right with a few Friday Smiles
of your own. If you would like to play along, Annie would love to have you join us. Remember to stay safe, wear a mask, and smile. And don't forget, I won't be by until late tonight (which is tomorrow for my international friends).
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18 thoughtful remarks:
Funny ones!
Good luck with your appointment, hope all goes well, that´s an awful long time...
I hope your appointment goes really, really well - and thank you for the funnies.
Oh my giddy aunt, the funnies had me rocking this morning. Brilliant.
Now I’ll keep my fingers and toes crossed all goes well at the hospital for you and you’re back home before too long.
Lynn xxx
Good luck at the hospital! Take care, hugs, Valerie
After the 10-12 hour ordeal that faces you today, don’t even look for your computer tonight! Just call it a day. Good luck with it all!
Love the funnies and I really hope all goes well at the hospital.
Hugs,
Annie x
Good luck today. That is a long long appointment, and hopefully it will be shorter than that. Thinking of you. Hugs-Erika
Good luck with your dr visit. I hope all goes well. :)
Thank you for the giggles! I have only a few of the little tags I make for St. Pat's as decor this year. I am so tempted to try to get some of the half-off decorations after the day, for next year. I hope your doctor visit is going well. That is a LONG time to be away from home and at a medical office! I think COVID has slowed everything to a crawl. Hope it's all over and you are safe and warm by the time you read this. ~Holly~
Hope everything goes okay for you today. We enjoyed the funnies but there was a lot of face pulling and "oh dear's" at the Corny ones Lol! Happy weekend, Angela xXx
I enjoyed your jokes. I's send them to Chris (my hubby down in his 'office'. His family are all from Eire, and I have Irish roots too, but we don't usually do much for St.Patrick's day. I may make him an Irish stew, but Guinness doesn't do all that well in the heat out here.
Hope the stitch removal and physical go well for you. Kate x
Ahhhh ha ha ha those were great. Wishing all well at the doctor today.
Hello Elizabeth. I hope everything went well for you today.
Thanks for your jokes.
I’ve got a good Irish joke but you have to see and hear it in person.
Love from Sheila
Your St.Patrick's decorations are very cute. I hope you have some good refreshments. I usually don't celebrate this holiday, as beer is not my thing, but long ago I liked the St.Patricks offering from See's Candy described as "A scrumptious, sumptuous seasonal treat. Our luscious Divinity filling is enrobed in milk chocolate, then rolled in a cocoa-cinnamon blend and topped with pine nut “potato eyes.”
Good luck with your long day at the doc's. I hope you come through with a very clean bill of health.
best, mae at maefood.blogspot.com
Cute jokes. I hope all goes well for you today. :)
Ten to twelve hours? Yikes! Now that's a physical. I hope you have a very big book to bring along -- and I wish you only good things with the visit and your results.
I hope your appointment went well. Your St. Patrick's decorations made me smile. I love the top hat you made. Very clever. Take care.
Your jokes made me smile Elizabeth. Hope all went well at the clinic.
Hugs,
Alison xx
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