Let's start this tale with some imagination. Let's pretend we're at a tree farm and the trees were given a propensity (and opportunity) for throwing a
Festive Tree Farm party. There'll be dancing, prancing, swaying in the breezes, and lots of decorations adorning the tree branches, as each Tree Farm tree attempts to outdo and out-party its neighbor.
I must admit, it doesn't matter how out of shape they are, these trees are all festive and having a good time at the Festive Tree Farm. When they are tired of playing and partying, they can come and live with all my other trees I use to decorate my home each year.
Edit: As I was publishing this post, I lost all feed to my computer. I am at my friend Scott's and will be offline until I can figure out a way to get it back online. I have a few posts in draft, and will post them untikl I can get back online. Thanks for understanding if I don't visit this week.