A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A bicycle can't stand alone. It is TWO tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
Right before I got really, really sick, I managed
to clean up my ugly desk
that was making even WOYWWendy frown.
All I did to get this makeover, was turn my red rosin paper around, so the ugly part was on the other end.That's all my smiles this week, folks. Please join Annie for more smiles (many probably better than mine) as we start the weekend on a happy note.
Great .. and I do understand nearly all this time!Proud of myself!
ReplyDeleteYou are sick ?? Elizabeth please take care ! Get well soon Sweetie!
Hello my friend. Firstly I must say that I really hope you continue to improve health wise........and quickly. Then I must send you a big thank you for making the effort to find a smile to share with us....I have just read them out to my hubby so we have both enjoyed your smiles today.
ReplyDeleteSending you big healing hugs,
Annie x
big big smiles:))) thanks!
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear your health is improving my friend. Thanks for my Friday smiles. :) T just huffed at them, she's more interested in seeing Bleubeard. ;) Warm hugs to all from us Girls. :) :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckle. I enjoy this sort of word play.
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These are great.
ReplyDeleteKeep feeling better-er!
Happy Friday
Laura
x
Hehehe - great collection of funnies Elizabeth, thank you.
ReplyDeleteYour work space looks ready for action *grin*
Hope you feel better by the minute :o))
Well that's a new word for me, and I do love words. Hope you continue to gain in your return to health.
ReplyDeleteHee hee that made me giggle x
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle - I love the way clever folk play with words! Get well soon. x Jo
ReplyDeleteI just love the play on words. Thanks for the smile.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry you are unwell again. I do hope you feel much better soon. Kate xx
Hi Elizabeth, sorry to hear you are not well. I wish you a very speedy recovery. Love the definitions, especially the 'poultry in motion' :) Your clean and tidy desk is just waiting for you to be well again. Hugs, Elizabeth xx
ReplyDeleteTrying this again...I have been here a couple of times and kept having weird problems (on a couple other blogs too=OY!).
ReplyDeleteAnyway thanks for sharing more fun with words...they are all fun...still chuckling over the "poultry in motion" for some reason hah!
I thought of you the other day when I took a piece of red rosin paper out of window where it was for a photo shoot awhile back...I was surprised at how the sun turned the red to brown. It's good stuff isn't it!
You and Wendy and the boys take care and feel better soon dear E!
oxo
Very funny Elizabeth. Poultry in motion....tee hee. Well done for cleaning your desk. More room to make a mess now!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you are feeling better.
Hugs
xx
So glad to hear you are improving Elizabeth, it has taken a while but hope you are smiling more!
ReplyDeleteYour table looks fab and i adore each and every one of your word fun. The poultry in motion is one of my favourites!
:-) xxx
Been having internet problems this week, so I'll make a double comment here.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the black bird sitting in a tree.
The altered book for Sally will surely come together. Looks like you received a lot of goodies from her and are putting them to good use.
J enjoyed these puns very much as well.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the word play today :)
ReplyDeleteIt feels good to me to have a clean desk once in awhile...but not too often!
Fabulous page - I really love how you made that sky! Lexophiles had me laughing - just a little too much - disturbed hubby!!! Loving the clean desk - looks as though you've got space to start something new now!!! Hugs, Chrisx
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