Last week I shared words given me by a friend who pointed out they could be used when a fresh description of a few common words was needed. This is the second half of the list.
11. MISTY: How golfers create
divots
12. PARADOX: Two
physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see
from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the
farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see
with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your
spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in
the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to
relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of
a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation
against a government
official
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Hehehe I think those are so clever. I must be honest that I do have to read them a few times slowly to get the jokes but once I get them they are so obvious lol Thanks for sharing....I really had missed you.
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Annie x
LOL... this is clever and funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend dear Elizabeth!
Happy Friday Smiles, Elizabeth - and again you have us chuckling with these fun words. Have a wonderful weekend Cheers Robyn
ReplyDeleteMore great funnies, although like Annie I have to read a few of them twice!
ReplyDeleteKate
Big grins!!
ReplyDeleteC;ever! I missed the first half while I was away, will go back and look for them.
ReplyDeleteDarla
HAHAHA!!! Love these too!
ReplyDeleteGot your card yesterday...don't apologize...geesh. You know how we are...late is our "thing". :)
FUNNY! I even went back and read the first 10 and that made me feel guilty for not visiting more often :( I've been trying NOT to be on this computer all day...and some days I win...LOL But I did a little nosing around, past T-days.....
ReplyDeleteI really like your altered playing cards a lot!
The CB challenge quote is perfect and I LOVE the background you created for it.
I got a kick out of your J52 page, and really like the idea of "pulling" something out of the hat......very clever!
The Harry Potter books and movies are geared, or started out geared for the "younger" generation.( I know more adults that have read them, in fact a teacher is who turned me onto them) When the book first came out there was a lot of hullabaloo about the fact it was about witches and wizards, so I bought the first book, to check out what all the commotion was about (my boys were way younger then....grin) Even my Mom was aghast that I was reading it, that is how long ago the first book came out. Well, long story, short......I enjoyed the book so much I was always waiting for the next one to come out. Then they made the movies!!! The commotion was all about NOTHING!!! Rather simple plots about kids that go to wizard school and the adventures they have while there.
I find that the Sci-fi books geared to that age group don't have all the gory junk in them, written with a great imagination, fast and easy to read, BUT I still enjoy a good Dean Koontz (very SCI-FI and weird at times) and a few of the other "thriller" authors, and throw in a good "love" story or comedy..... WELL, I just really like to read....LOL
Laughing like a good 'un here Elizabeth, very clever way to see words! Thank you for sharing, i hope to see more :-) xxx
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the second half as much as he first .... Had to think about the golf one though.... Being a non golfer
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I to took seconds...then went back to the 1st half also. Cute ! Plus I enjoyed all your posts in between. Like the Altered Playing Cards. I've been so away from blogging its almost as I've started over catching up. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteThese are very clever. I wonder who spots all the possibilities. Thanks for the smile. Kate x
ReplyDeleteHahaa!
ReplyDeletethese made me smile and giggle
Thank you for sharing...
I am wondering HOW I got so behind visiting your energetic postings!
You do so much E...
oxo
Ha! Ha! From a smile to a laugh! Now I'll have to track back to last weeks post immediately!! Chris
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! From a smile to a laugh! Now I'll have to track back to last weeks post immediately!! Chris
ReplyDeleteEven though it is Sunday already, I could not miss Part 2 for these clever definitions!
ReplyDeleteI was surprised and very THRILLED to receive your card in the mail! That was so sweet and unexpected. I am thrilled to own a piece of your art, too! Thank you so much!
hahaha, thanks for the laugh!
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